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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 14:48

What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What started the whole idea of femboys? What is the whole point of a femboy? Did a boy or a man just randomly start dressing or acting feminine or something?

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

Will Colapinto replace Doohan as second driver at Alpine Team during the 2025 season or is just a rumour of Argentine press?

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What do you think of the controls that will be set up over information flows at Taiwan's Ministry of Foreign Affairs' missions?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How can I move on from my ex?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How far does good behavior take you in a prison?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do women wear undies under leggings?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Where do high school kids get weed from?